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First Date
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake.

This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.

This was on the "Tonight  Show" with Jay Leno, Jay went into the audience  to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date  experience.
There is absolutely no question as to why her tale took the  prize!

Marilyn said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the  guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead.
It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn.  They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing  was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should  not have had that extra latte. They were about  an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold  it, which she did for  awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there  came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and  started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so  she let her butt rest against the rear fender to  steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of  the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon  finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to  disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was  quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking  so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing  her butt off and needed some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried  to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she  looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to  compose themselves,they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they  also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal !! Thinking about what had  gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off  the fender.

As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...  or perhaps that should be "pants down."
And you  thought your first date was embarrassing?!?!?!

Jay Leno's comment - - "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off".